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[HORN BEEPS]
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[LAUGHING]
The first competition of "Mouth-to-mouth tournament".
Get ready, and go!
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What's bad about being small?
You're ugly.
What's good about being big?
Being handsome.
That's not all.
You can be stylish even if you're small.
That's what makes you stylish.
You can dress up stylishly even if you're small.
But there are many things you can't do without being small.
Sitting in the back of the car, sitting in the back of the car,
my legs are in the way, so I go forward and stand in front of me.
What do you think about that?
For example, sports.
Even if you have a weak heart rate, is there anything you can do?
Look at sports.
Only people with low height do it.
Minor...
Not...
Major...
Major sports.
Well...
Now, compared to people who are active in the world, there is nothing we can do about it, right?
In junior high school and high school sports, they are active in small things.
On the contrary, you don't need a guy like Degumbo who is always lazy and studying a little.
That's right. I said too much, though.
Why do you say that?
Then I have a question for you.
God said that he would make you a man in your 170s tomorrow.
What will you do?
If I can grow up knowing my minor feelings, I want to grow up.
I want to grow up.
You said it.
I want to grow up.
If you don't do it, this society will end.
No, I want you to remember it.
Normally, now...
Minor...
Stupid...
Ugly...
This society is hard to live in.
It happens that tall people are cool.
What if it's the opposite?
In world history, tall people have been said to be cool.
I've been saying "cool" for a while now, but can you only say "cool"?
Whether it's cool or not is up to you.
What's wrong with it is...
I want to grow up knowing my minor feelings, I want to grow up.
That's what you think you're winning.
So basically, your body size is big.
You can't see around you because you're small.
You're big.
Big people are big in their hearts, so you can see everything.
I don't know about that.
(Laughs)
But you're cool even if you're small.
It's cool.
End!
Let's start the extension of the question of judging.
Let's start!
As you can see now, you're not cool.
What? Are you kidding me?
What's wrong with you?
I got it.
Are you saying I'm cool?
No, you're cool.
No, we're not cool.
I don't need it.
I'm not cool.
Okay, I admit it.
But you're cool.
I don't need it.
Please admit it.
Even though we have the same level of face,
That's the difference!
Why?
The difference in height is what we've gained so far.
We're different in height.
Your face is different, too!
You're cool and ugly.
We're different in height.
I'm taller than you.
I'm small, but I'm taller than you.
I'm definitely a model.
No, you're not.
All women like tall men.
No, you're not.
I'm not saying you're not.
You're not.
We're not different in height.
We're different in height.
You eat less.
You're wearing clothes that are too high for me.
You're so heavy.
We eat a lot of delicious food.
Why do I eat less delicious food?
You can share it with everyone.
It's a small size win.
You can share it with everyone.
Go ahead and share it with everyone.
It's a small size win.
But I don't want to be small in my life.
You want to be big.
It's my win.
That's a good line.
To be honest, I think it's good for you.
It's difficult.
I won, but I lost.
I think it's a win or a loss.
Let's say goodbye.
Second round.
Brothers club, start!
Hey, second place.
I won't leave it to you.
What do you think of this fact?
I don't care about the future.
First of all, my eldest son was born for the first time.
But my second son is raising my eldest son.
My second son thinks it's bad and raises it.
My eldest son is selfish.
I think it's good for you.
My eldest son is more likely to raise my second son.
But it's definitely bad for you.
Look at me.
I don't know if I can say that my eldest son is good.
It depends on the family.
It doesn't matter which one you raise.
It is very important for a family that the eldest son is born.
Do you want an eldest son?
There is something called histric production.
It doesn't matter if it's bad for you.
If it's bad for you, don't do it!
- I don't need it! - This is bad!
- Hey, this is bad! - Should we call Gina?
Yes, Gina came out.
If you have a son-in-law, you don't need Gina.
If you have a son-in-law, you need Gina.
Shut up, you.
You've been raised by your son-in-law like that,
so you're not good with words and can't clean up.
I'm talking about words that have nothing to do with it.
You're no longer Gina's son-in-law!
You're really bad with words!
You're like shit with words!
- That's right. - Every time I say it,
- I think you're shit with words! - I'm bad with words.
But it's embarrassing to say it openly, so remember it well.
- I'm bad with words. - You're like shit with words!
- I'm bad with words. - I'm bad with words and can't clean up.
- I'm bad with words 24/7! - I'm bad with words 24/7 and can't clean up.
- You're stupid! - You're stupid!
I'm really stupid!
- That's why you think I'm bad with words. - No, no, no! That's not it!
- That's why you think I'm bad with words. - You're a loser! You're a loser!
- If you want to be good with words, you have to learn how to read. - But I can't read!
- But you can read well. - That kind of cheerful and embarrassing thing is...
- That's true! - Please calm down.
- But reading... - Yeah? - There's only one way you can be good with words.
- Yeah, but you can read and fix things. - Don't you have a goal of fixing things?
- But I'm sure you have a goal. - "I'm glad I'm not reading."
- Hmm... - Hmm...
You're born or raised pretty...
It depends on your parents, you, or whichever person your older brothers may be.
But if you have a firstborn or a secondborn, which one is necessary?
"Secondborns have more necessities than firstborns." That's improbable!
" evidence 2 ) You can read those.
" Even cause soonborns have firstborns and secondborns don't have firstborns...
...You're still the firstborn if you don't have a firstborn.
- It's normal. - Mmmm!
- Sound good! - Huh?
- Aaron has won everybody'sSubmission. - Yeah...
Huh?
You're both 1st place winners.
- I didn't talk much. - Oh, I see.
- Damn it. - Thank you.
Mouth-to-mouth tournament final round!
Do you want a girlfriend or not?
Start!
You don't want a girlfriend?
It's not like I don't want one.
- Then you want one, right? - I can't.
Then you can't because you're lacking as a human being?
No, no...
Huh?
I can't say it's always like that, but people who are popular tend to win.
Why do you stay in the city? Because you're not popular?
- I am popular. - You are popular,
but it's hard for you to want a girlfriend as a man.
- That's why you're popular. - No, no one approaches me.
- Why not? - Because I'm popular.
That's what makes you hard to approach.
That's one of the downsides.
On the contrary, I've known you since elementary school,
but why are you here?
That's weird!
- You've been here for a while, right? - I have.
I can't walk forever.
People say that you can't go well with someone who doesn't go well with you.
I'm telling you that I hate girls who are shy, right?
I'm not like that kind of person, so you know that, right?
You like girls who are kind of gloomy and messy, right?
- That's what you like. - No, no, that's not it.
So you're really pure and innocent and you're not like a guy who talks to a guy who's kind of gloomy and messy, right?
- I'll make fun of you. - I'm not like that kind of girl...
I said I was making fun of you, but you're definitely making fun of me!
- I'm making fun of stupid girls! - Stupid girls are making fun of you!
- I'm making fun of stupid girls, but you're making fun of girls who aren't stupid!
- Stupid girls are making fun of you! - Stupid girls are making fun of you!
You can't make fun of me just because you want to, right?
- Probably... - I guess you're right...
But you should definitely talk to me.
There are people who hurt you when you're working as a YouTuber.
When that happens, you say "no, no, it's okay" to me and you make me happy.
I'm the only one who cares about the number of people who support me.
- In that sense, it's up to you. - You know, there are people who say it for good reasons.
- They say it, don't they? - No, they don't!
You're saying it too much!
- What would you think if you saw this? - You should be angry about your girlfriend!
- Do you know how she is? - You!
- You can say bad things about her personally, but you shouldn't say bad things about her! - You can say bad things about me, but you shouldn't say bad things about her!
You're trying to make me feel better about it, even though you're so small!
Time's up!
- Well... I don't know what to say about the judging. - Yeah...
- I was completely out of it. - It was 10-0.
- The winner is... Makeru! - Thank you very much!
The winner of the first tongue-twister tournament is Makeru! Congratulations!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- I want to do another tongue-twister tournament. - We're teammates, so...
- Yeah, like... - It's hard for us to do it together.
- We're teammates, so we can't say bad things about each other. - Wouldn't it be fun if we did a live broadcast of this?
- We'd do a crazy battle. - A live broadcast? That's scary!
- I can't do it. - I can't do it.
- Yamashiri, you better remember this. - Yeah?
- You guys. - You!
- This game's "yari*n" joke is definitely not good. - What?
- Please make a "yari*n" video, everyone. - No, it's fine. If that joke comes out, it'll be "yari*n" until the live broadcast.